A morning filled with four hundred billion suns

Hey. I'm Patrick. This is just a place for my textual ramblings and all the pointless things I find amusing.

awkward-lee:




Happy 6th Birthday Achievement Hunter!!!

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awkward-lee:

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Happy 6th Birthday Achievement Hunter!!!

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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nosdrinker:

this is so fucked up

Man, if that one got you guys that worked up…

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nosdrinker:

this is so fucked up

Man, if that one got you guys that worked up…

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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde)

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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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I know, I know.

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  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
  • someone: what's your favorite film genre?
  • me: videos of crazy ladies in skateparks.

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

Open RP (18+)

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yugichrist:

thoughtsofafuturepast:

schwerergustav:

yugichrist:

A big titted anime girl named Moemoeco reclines in a hot spring, beckoning you to join her……. “Greetings, big brother……” she moans to you fuckingly……

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"Is this really happening?" thought Dr. Steve Brule. "A real life hrentai?"

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(Source: tyleroposey)

"If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."

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Dean Trippe (via t1mco)

Putting in my two weeks notice tomorrow at work to take some extra vacation time for some travelling, and just for myself. Kind of want to just quit on the spot tomorrow, but I guess there’s this whole thing about “being responsible,” or something. Hopefully, I don’t end up working there again. The exercise is great, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t miserable sometimes. I’m just pumped to be getting out of town for a week, and then having a week to actually try and cram in my idea of a “summer vacation.” Which will probably just end up being browsing tumblr and playing games until 6 in the morning… Heeeell yeah