A morning filled with four hundred billion suns

Hey. I'm Patrick. This is just a place for my textual ramblings and all the pointless things I find amusing.

Daylight - Thundercat

If you don’t like this song, I don’t know if we can be friends.

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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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I see you. Liking my posts. Reblogging them.



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Oh my goodness.

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Pop punk bands saying "friends"

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Now all we need is a compilation of them saying “This town.”

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u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image

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Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better

Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

This is not one of those times

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I just paused a Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains album to watch a video on how to make mustard flavored Crostini Dijonnaise. My punk cred just flopped right into the toilet.

Sam Pepper

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So I didn’t make any official statement about Sam Pepper until today because I had a feeling that he was up to what I refer to as “shenanigans.” I figured that if I posted something and then he threw a curve ball, it would make whatever I said feel empty because it would have been condemning him…

Great response from Hank Green for anyone who is keeping up with the whole Sam Pepper controversy, which pretty succinctly covers all possibilities and problems with what happened. I couldn’t have said it better myself. Regardless of if the other parts were planned from the start, that doesn’t change the fact that the original video was problematic, as a singular entity. 

There are so many fucking killer bands out there, man. And I’m not going to be able to listen to all of them before I die, and that sucks.


this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

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this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

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food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

This post carries the implication that some people do not understand the concept of scarcity, or even basic supply and demand.

Food can be 100% free if you grow or gather your own. Water is free if you collect rain water. Get some land, and build yourself a house with wood you cut down. If you want your own electricity, generate your own. If you want someone to do that work for you, you have to pay them. Surviving is possible on your own, but it is much more convenient to pay people for the convenience and luxury.

But, good luck finding and refining your own crude oil if you want “free fuel.” These things have a price because people put time, effort, and money into creating them. The idea that “people shouldn’t have to work for a living” is to say that people who don’t want to work shouldn’t have to. Which is true. But no one’s going to buy you a house or a computer.

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Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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