A morning filled with four hundred billion suns

Hey. I'm Patrick. This is just a place for my textual ramblings and all the pointless things I find amusing.

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officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

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fushigikid:

I love this part of Spirited Away.

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fushigikid:

I love this part of Spirited Away.

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Michael & Barbara - x/o/x/o

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boophoria:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think preferences based on race is bullshit. 
A drop dead gorgeous person is drop dead gorgeous regardless of their background. 

You can’t force someone to be attracted to anybody for ANY reason. If I like white boys with green eyes I fucking like white boys with green eyes. I hate people like you.

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boophoria:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think preferences based on race is bullshit. 

A drop dead gorgeous person is drop dead gorgeous regardless of their background. 

You can’t force someone to be attracted to anybody for ANY reason. If I like white boys with green eyes I fucking like white boys with green eyes. I hate people like you.

gublernation:

king of catan

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gublernation:

king of catan

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robscallon:

I found out one measure of Pharrell’s “Happy” is exactly 6 seconds…

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dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

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farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

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farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

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professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

But a great year for Timbit lovers everywhere.

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professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

But a great year for Timbit lovers everywhere.

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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